Christina Aguilera takes her son & her boy-toy to the pumpkin patch
Following last weekend’s rather rough showing at the Michael Jackson tribute concert in Wales, Christina Aguilera and her boy-toy Matt Rutler are back stateside, in LA, where they headed out to the pumpkin patch with Christina‘s son Max. I always dislike this time of year in Celebrity-ville, just because every famewhore with a kid somehow ends up at the one paparazzi-friendly pumpkin patch in LA, where they pose in a series of “Look at me, I’m a great parent!” situations. Now, many of them might be great parents. And yes, this is the one pumpkin patch that includes “extras” for the kids, like a slide and maybe some face-paint stations. Still! Grumble, grumble. I know, I know, I’m a curmudgeon about these things. I should just let go and think, “Hey, celebrities at the pumpkin patch, with their cute kids!” But I end up thinking, “Is this really the ONLY pumpkin patch in LA? Seriously?”
As you can see, Christina is following the Kirstie Alley School of Style. Whenever Kristie gains weight, it’s all spandex and layers, always an odd mix. I have a theory, though. Remember how Kirstie used to claim she was a “stretchy size 6” when she was obviously, like, a size 18? I think Christina does the same thing – as that random nutritionist said the other day, Christina is likely “unaware” of her weight gain, and the spandex pants probably help that delusion. And before you start yelling at me – look, as I said before, if I thought Christina just gained a few pounds because she liked food, no one would care. But she looks unhealthy, and my un-medical opinion is that her significant weight gain is from her heavy, extreme boozing. She’s not a healthy girl, emotionally or physically. Sorry to get all concern-troll-y. But she bugs, and she has a crappy personality anyway, so who cares? Oh, and Matt Rutler is looking kind of rough too, right?
Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN.
